That's really entertaining. Seriously. Read it. Thats the best conversation
i've ever had on #mimic. I've even edited the colors for better understanding.
And god knows im a lazy bastard.
- David
The greatest conversation on #mimic.

Featuring :
+-- david____ as aeternam
+-- robin____ as drshizuma
+-- jeff_____ as black jack
+-- lame`as lame

The plot: David talked to a girl in his city bus. And his dick was out of his
pants.

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Start of #mimic buffer: Fri Jun 09 20:35:14 2000
  this town and meeting new people
<blk_jack> Where ya moving out to? :)
<lame`> Edmonton!
<blk_jack> In latest news
<lame`> I'll give you the url for the apartment :)
<blk_jack> DAVID'S DICK WAS HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS
<blk_jack> AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE.
<blk_jack> UNTIL AFTER HE GOT OFF THE BUS
<blk_jack> 'CAUSE HE'S A DUMBASS
<lame`> Heh, SO i am hearing
<blk_jack> David how could you NOT notice?!
<david____> i didnt
<david____> thats all
<blk_jack> Did you walk all the way to the busstop like that?
<blk_jack> What the fuck?!
<lame`> hahahah
<david____> no
<david____> i crouched when i entered the bus
<david____> thats prolly when it got off
<blk_jack> I see...
<blk_jack> Man
<blk_jack> You know what would've been perfect?  If she had
  grabbed your dick & started licking it.
<blk_jack> But she didn't, sucka.
<lame`> haha
<blk_jack> David, man
<blk_jack> I didn't know your actual dick was hanging out.
<blk_jack> Man
<blk_jack> You dumb dumb ass :)
*** blk_jack is now known as jeff____
<lame`> Was it actually hanging out? not just visible?
<robin____> huh?
*** jeff____ is now known as jeff_____
<jeff_____> WOO
<david____> my shirt was in my pants
<jeff_____> It was visible.
<jeff_____> His dick was HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS
<jeff_____> How could this happen?!
<david____> i told you
<robin____> ...
<david____> i crouched
<robin____> did this happen?
<david____> and since my fly was unzipped
<robin____> or is jeff playing games?
<david____> and there's no buttons on my boxers
<david____> ..it got off
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<robin____> heh
<david____> thats prolly why she giggled or whatever
<robin____> ...
<robin____> what the hell?
<david____> robin____: scroll up
<robin____> i saw jeff saying first
<robin____> so like.
<david____> my fly was unzipped
<david____> i entered the bus
<david____> kinda crouched
<david____> and my dick got off
<david____> ... and i noticed when i got off the bus
<robin____> is this a joke?
<robin____> hahaha
<lame`> did you sit down?
<robin____> dear god.
<lame`> or just crouch the whole way
<robin____> and nobody in the bus stared at you?
<robin____> or lauged?
<robin____> laughed..
<jeff_____> Or went
<david____> i dont remember
<robin____> ...
<jeff_____> "Excuse me sir, your cock is hanging out of your
  pants."
<robin____> and you had a conversation with this girl?
<david____> robin____: yeh
<robin____> while your dick was hanging out?
<david____> i was standing up
<jeff_____> Hahahah
<jeff_____> HAHAHAHA
<lame`> hahaahahaha
<robin____> what the fuck..
<david____> she was sitting in front of me
<robin____> this is the weirdest crap ever.
<jeff_____> How could you not notice?
<david____> and i was standing up in front of her
<david____> jeff_____: i noticed
<david____> i told you
<robin____> hahahaha
<jeff_____> AFTER
<robin____> standing infront of her
<jeff_____> I would've noticed the second I felt my dick come out
  of my pants.
<robin____> with your dick out..
<robin____> oh man..
<robin____> david, this could be very good for you, or very bad..
<robin____> heheh
<jeff_____> Yea
<jeff_____> Did she wink
<jeff_____> and/or lick her lips?
<david____> no
<robin____> oh man
<lame`> If your cock was hanging out of your pants, HOW CAN YOU
  NOT FEEL IT
<jeff_____> lame`: EXACTLY
<david____> she had this weird look on her face
<lame`> it's mind -boggling
<robin____> yeh david, you are uncircumsized
<david____> lame`: i didnt notice
<david____> stress, i guess
<jeff_____> David probably has a numb dick from jerking off too
  much
<robin____> like you are extra-sensitive to the temputures
<robin____> man
<lame`> well, at least you didn't get a boner
<robin____> hahaha
<robin____> lame; maybe he did
<jeff_____> lame`: Oh man
<david____> i didnt
<jeff_____> That would've been the worst.
<lame`> that would have been the best
<jeff_____> When you were talking to her, Daivd
<robin____> if he didn't notice he had it out, he may of not
  noticed that either.
<jeff_____> Was she looking at your face?
<david____> jeff_____: no
<david____> i dont really remember though
<jeff_____> robin____: how could you not notice?!
<jeff_____> Dude, blind people notice that shit
<robin____> man i would be traumatized..
<jeff_____> Anyone can sense it.
<jeff_____> robin____: Me too
<david____> i didnt have a boner
<jeff_____> David's taking it pretty well.
<robin____> yeh..
<david____> jeff_____: i just realized it
<jeff_____> JUST?
<david____> yeh
<david____> well
<jeff_____> AS soon as I got off the bus I would've been like "OH
  NO, MY DICK!"
<robin____> maybe you are mistaken?
<david____> that she saw me.
<david____> when i got off the bus
<david____> i thought about it
<david____> got it back in my pants.
<lame`> AS soon as My dick popped out of my pants, I would be
  like, oh no, my dick
<jeff_____> lame`: me too
<david____> so yeh
<david____> i got it back in my pants
<david____> then like
<jeff_____> "Oh well, maybe she didn't notice my dick inches away
  from her face."
<robin____> how did your dick get out of your pants?
<david____> robin____: my fly was unzipped
<robin____> yeh
<david____> and i had to crouch kinda
<robin____> and?
<jeff_____> ..and his boxers button is missing.
<david____> when i got in the bus
<robin____> hahaha
<david____> and my shirt was in my pants :|
<lame`> man, you must have flung that thing
<david____> flung?
<jeff_____> Yea
<robin____> david must have a numb dick
<jeff_____> How violently did you crouch?
<david____> numb?
<jeff_____> Did you like, duck & roll or something?!
<david____> i just crouched man
<david____> because i kinda missed a stair
<jeff_____> Hahahah
<lame`> did you have a boner at the time?
<david____> lame`: no
<lame`> :)
<robin____> this is why i wear tight underwear
<jeff_____> Tight?
<david____> so y'know
* jeff_____ cringes
<robin____> heh
<david____> i got it back on
<jeff_____> I wear boxers...
<david____> came back home
<david____> drank a coke can
<david____> and everything was back on the rack
<jeff_____> The actual can?
<lame`> I can't get the image of a french kid falling on to the
  bus, poking his dick out, and than talking to a girl.
<lame`> out of my head
<david____> not a girl
<david____> the girl.
<jeff_____> > >>>> > << Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the spouse
  is taking his / her
<jeff_____> > >>>sweet
<jeff_____> > >>>> >  time!
<jeff_____> > >>>> >
<jeff_____> > >>>> >1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put
  them in
<jeff_____> > >>>> >people's carts when they don't realize
  it.
<robin____> i am just surprised this girl did not act compleatly
  horrified
<jeff_____> Guys, it was a THE girl.
<robin____> she must of seen a lot of dick
<david____> robin____: she sounded weird though
<lame`> hahahaha
<jeff_____> A GIRL IN DAVID'S BUS SAW HIS DICK!
<david____> robin____: shut the fuck up
<jeff_____> Yea
<lame`> david____: maybe its a good thing
<david____> maybe
<lame`> maybe she'll ask to see it again.
<david____> but.. im thinking about it.
*** robin____ changes topic to '7 days until pack release, #24!!
- A GIRL IN DAVID'S CITY BUS SAW IS DICK!'
<robin____> heh
<david____> that was the fail in my plan
<david____> i didnt think about the
<jeff_____> Seeing a dick randomly out in the open wasn't a big
  deal to her apparently
<robin____> david; don't think anymore
<jeff_____> She must get it a lot
<lame`> jeff_____: must be a french thing
<robin____> thinking at the point will get you in trouble.
<jeff_____> Yea, a french thing
<jeff_____> OR A SLUT THING!!
<jeff_____> :)
<david____> that was the fail in my plan
<david____> i didnt think about the
<david____> "maybe my dick will fall off my boxers"
<jeff_____> Hahah
<robin____> heheheh
<david____> so yeh. i'll ask her, monday
<jeff_____> Ask her what?!?!
<david____> if she saw my dick when it was out of my pants
<robin____> about?
<robin____> no!!
<jeff_____> Hahahhahaha
<david____> why not?
<robin____> don't ask her!
<jeff_____> Don't do that!
<lame`> Hahahahahahhahahahahah
<robin____> act like in never happened!
<robin____> and if she points it out..
<robin____> say "so?"
<jeff_____> "Hey girl, I was wondering... uhm, did you see my dick
  out of my pants on the bus the other day?"
<robin____> hehehehe
<jeff_____> "Why yes David, may I suck it."
<jeff_____> IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN?
<jeff_____> 'CAUSE IT WON'T!
<robin____> jeff; no way man.
<robin____> yeh
<lame`> Than she'll just call you City Bus Penis Boy....
<robin____> you can't ask her if she saw!
<david____> why not?
<robin____> that is the worst thing to do!
<jeff_____> Yea, she's like...
<david____> there's nothing wrong in going
<jeff_____> "David, i saw your dick."
<lame`> WHAT IF SHE DIDNT SEE IT
<jeff_____> "So what baby?"
<david____> "My dick was out of my pants last thursday. Did you
  notice?"
<david____> lame`: i dont know
<david____> yeh
<robin____> david; nonono
<david____> i wont ask her
<lame`> than its like, uh, I was just kidding
<david____> lame`: not really
<jeff_____> [19:25:05] <david____> "My dick was out of my pants
  last thursday. Did you notice?"  That's the motherfucking mimic
  #24 file_id.diz quote.
<robin____> carry on with just doing the same thing.
<david____> i could go mib style with her
<david____> with the red flash
<david____> or whatever
<jeff_____> Hahah
<robin____> wait..
<david____> *RED FLASH*
<jeff_____> Man, Quebec is fucked up.
<lame`> I think you've flashed her enough
<robin____> was this the 1st time you talked to her?
<david____> hahaha
<robin____> or like, today?
<david____>  ahahahha
<jeff_____> lame`: AHHAHahahahahha
<david____> hahah
<david____> hahahah lame`
<jeff_____> hahaahaha
<robin____> ...
<david____> hhfkjhfghaaha
<robin____> not that funny.
<lame`> heh.
<jeff_____> Yea it was, that was great.
<jeff_____> I'm lol'ing.
<robin____> ...
<robin____> !.
<david____> im rotfling
<jeff_____> I'm roflmao'ing
<david____> so yeh
<david____> what should i do?
<lame`> I'm masturbating.
<robin____> ...
<lame`> er wait...
<david____> not talk about it?
<jeff_____> david____: Dunno, you're fucked now.
<robin____> david; wait..
<robin____> let me know something here.
<jeff_____> Wait, you have a 9 inch monster frenchman dick, right?
<jeff_____> So the fact that she saw it is no big deal, right?
<robin____> i heard frenchies have small dicks
<jeff_____> robin____: yea, I'd imagine that too.
<jeff_____> All those years of assfucking has genetically altered
  their penis length to be skinnier.
<robin____> david; okay. you talked to her, like for the first
  time yesterday
<robin____> is this when it had happened?
<robin____> or.
<robin____> was it today?
<jeff_____> Yesterday
<david____> robin____: yesterday
<jeff_____> HEh
<david____> when i talked to her
<robin____> okay
<jeff_____> The only day he talked to her
<jeff_____> ..and it happened.
<robin____> so the first time you talked to her
<robin____> you had your dick hanging out.
<robin____> heh
<jeff_____> That's hurtin
<david____> yeh.. it wasnt that great of a first impression, eh?
<robin____> i dunno..
<lame`> At least it can't get worse, right?
<david____> :(
<robin____> david; i would say ignore it..
<david____> robin____: should i talk to her monday?
<david____> and hope she didnt notice?
<jeff_____> David
<robin____> go ahead yeh
<lame`> david____: she didn't run away crying, so obviously she
  didnt mind too much
<jeff_____> Call her!
<robin____> and if she points shit out.
<jeff_____> lame`: Heh
<robin____> you better pretend it didn't happen. :)
<robin____> heh
<jeff_____> girl: "AHHH!! PENIS!"
<robin____> OR
<jeff_____> david____: "WHERE? WHERE?"
<david____> should i go
<david____> it was my tie
<robin____> if you like this better... act like you don't care.
<david____> or my belt
<robin____> because you already seem to not care much about it.
<david____> robin____: i do care
<david____> i fucked up my first impression
<robin____> not as much as the average person
<david____> how come?
<robin____> you didn't fuck up, it is fucked up. :)
<lame`> haha
<david____> what tells you im not freaking out here?
<jeff_____> "Uhm, girl.. incase you were wondering.. that
  wasn't my dick on Thursday.. it was a fake dick.. I did it to,
  uh, impress you!"
<lame`> Dirk diggler
<lame`> style
<robin____> dav; and.. you could be wrong
<robin____> so i wouldn't say anything.
<lame`> Did you see her today?
<david____> no school
<lame`> ah.
<david____> anyway
<david____> monday i wont put my shirt in my pants
<david____> and wear two pairs of boxers
<david____> and zip my fly
<lame`> I think just having your pants done up is the main point
  to work on.
<robin____> maybe get rid of your dick too
<jeff_____> Yea
<robin____> to be safe
<jeff_____> cut it off
<jeff_____> Just to be safe
<lame`> then he would just have a stump hanging out
<robin____> re-attach it when you really need it.
<jeff_____> hahaha
<david____> maybe kind missle is like me
<david____> thats why he did a detachable penis tune
<robin____> yes..
<david____> so yeh. i fucked up, eh?
<robin____> no
<lame`> nah
<robin____> not exactly
<robin____> it is a twist of fate david
<jeff_____> What do you guys mean no?
<jeff_____> His dick was hanging out
<jeff_____> That's NEVER happened to me.
<lame`> jeff_____: maybe if it did, you'd meet french chicks too
<jeff_____> Hrm, maybe.
<david____> lame`: lets say you talk to a girl you wanted to talk
  to for like, 4months. she's sitting in front of you. and your
  dick is hanging out of your pants.
<david____> what would you do
<lame`> how that's a good thing, I odn't know...
<david____> hey. stop doing those french chicks jokes
<lame`> david____: Uh. Move.
<lame`> to edmonton
<robin____> it's just a twist of fate david
<robin____> it happened...
<david____> robin____: i dont give a fuck, it happened
<david____> what can i do?
<robin____> you have no controll now. :)
<jeff_____> Oh well, David
<robin____> i think this will take a life of its own.
<jeff_____> You're okay unless she saw your tattoo of the word
  "Robin" on the side of your shaft.
<jeff_____> 'cause if she saw that, you're fucked.
<lame`> david____: just try it again, to see what she does.
<robin____> ..
<david____> if i end up going out with her, when i'll get my
  pants off, she'll prolly say something "im experiencing deja
  vu" or whatever
<robin____> you guys have shit advice.
<david____> yeh
<david____> robin is the man
<david____> richard is a faggoth
<david____> but a faggoth with pants
<david____> :(
<robin____> sometimes when you're building up to one point..
<david____> you know how i felt?
<robin____> like, unexpected shit can happen
<david____> i felt like in "brad : the game"
<robin____> it's like the universe invested in that moment.
<david____> yeh i know
<lame`> david____: if she doesn't care, it probably shows that
  she likes you
<david____> lame`: she did care
<david____> she had this weird look on her face
<robin____> at this point, i can not really see you not hearing
  from her again
<lame`> by care, I mean get completely grossed out, or laugh in
  your face, or run away, etc.
<robin____> it could be bad or good
<robin____> i dunno.
<lame`> Of all the days...
<jeff_____> I dunno Rob
<jeff_____> Remember the first time we met?
<robin____> ????
<robin____> yeh what about it?
<jeff_____> You were in the chair at the institute.
<jeff_____> Reading
<jeff_____> Well, imagine I was walkiung up to you & I had my
  dick hanging out of my pants.
<jeff_____> ..and I never noticed.
<david____> thats what i think too
<jeff_____> ..and my dick was just swinging around & I was like
  "Hey Rob, what's up!?"
<robin____> hurm
<jeff_____> ..and then imagine I turned suddenly and my dick
  smacked you in the eye & you yelled out "AHH, MY EYE!"
<jeff_____> and I bent down to help you, and in the process I
  thrust my dick into your open mouth?
<jeff_____> ..and then imagine we had a homoerotic experience?
<robin____> i think i would of had an other mental breakdown
<david____> so yeh
<david____> god
<david____> waiting for the good occasion wasnt good.
<david____> i cant believe my dick was out of my pants.
<lame`> I don't think anyone can.
<lame`> I'm taking this girl to the movies tomorrow.
<david____> thats cool
<lame`> Yea, I don't know what she thinks of me though
<lame`> I fell with my head in her lap last friday
<lame`> Fell asleep that is
<david____> you know what to do
<david____> zip your fly
<lame`> I don't think I will _ever_ forget to zip my fly after
  today
*** Retrieving #mimic info...
<david____> why? :)
<lame`> no reason :)
<david____> op me
<lame`> We don't need protection against anything anybody might
  say!
<lame`> op me
<david____> erm.. yeh
<david____> :D
<lame`> heh
*** jeff_____ sets mode: +oo david____ lame`
*** jeff_____ sets mode: +v wkz
<jeff_____> bbiaf
<jeff_____> Ident with the bots
*** david____ changes topic to '7 days until pack release, #24!!'
<david____> guys
<jeff_____> You fags :)
<david____> it was.. a joke!
<david____> she didnt see my dick
<david____> but. this is our secret.. eh? :)
<lame`> heh.
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