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An anonymous vintage whore, of an anonymous group, presents a story about..


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Hi! I'm doug! Here is a picture of me:

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Ever since I was a little boy, people always said i was a little weird.
When other boys played in the grass and leaves, I was busy pooping into 
garbage bags. Then, I would dump the poop on the grass, and when the other 
kids would try and slide on the grass, they would slide on the poop! Hee hee! 
That's really funny. Then, I got into elementary school. I thought it was 
REALLY fun taking a poop in the urinals, and then hearing the other kids 
going.. "WHO KEEPS DOODOO'ING IN THE STALLS??". One day though, I got caught 
taking a dump in the stalls. The other kids beat me up and stuffed me in the 
trash cans, but it was all worth it. They had found their defecating culprit. 
After that, I was officially named "dungboy" by the entire student body, and 
faculty of my school. Since then, the name has stuck. That is the life story 
of dungboy.

THE END