once, i was dfc...  dancing for the cows.



this is my story:

the other day, i went at my uncle's farms. (my uncle is called sargon, of couz)

                                                   __/\__
                  _____________________            \_0o_/
               ,/'                    /\           (____)
the farm ->  _/______________________/  \     _\|__,--\--.__|/_
            /                        \  /|     / ""|     |"" \
           /__________________________\/ |      ___|_____|___
           |   ________    _______    |  |      \     _     /   <- sargon
           |   |------|    |__oO_|    | /        \    |    /
           |___|______|_______________|/        __\___|___/__
                                               (______(______)



that's when sargon confessed about his big probs. he told me, that when he was
looking at his c0ws, he was always tempted by something. he wanted to see their
c0ws look at him naked.  i said "oh man, this is a fuckin' big problem man.."
but he couldn't help himself..

         __/\__
         \_0o_/
         (____)                      cows..          _
    _\|__,--\--.__|/_        _                    __/ \__             _
     / ""|  _  |"" \      __/ \__             _   \ ,() /____________/
      ___| (_) |___       \ ,() /____________/     \_o_/ ___      ___|
      \    | |    /        \_o_/ ___      ___|        \_(   )    (   )
       \  (_,_)  /            \_(   )    (   )           \  \_____\  \
        \   |  _/                \  \_____\  \           /__/     /__/
      .oooo_)(_oooo.             /__/     /__/      _
                                                 __/ \__             _
 sargon naked ^                                  \ ,() /____________/
                                                  \_o_/ ___      ___|
                                                     \_(   )    (   )
                                                        \  \_____\  \
                                                        /__/     /__/


 then he told me "u go and try it.. u'll see, i bet ur gonna do a striptease"
 i was like.. "yaya..."


                                                     _
         __/\__              _                    __/ \__             _
         \_o0_/           __/ \__             _   \ ,() /____________/
         (____)           \ ,() /____________/     \_o_/ ___      ___|
    _\|__,--\--.__|/_      \_o_/ ___      ___|        \_(   )    (   )
     / ""|  _  |"" \          \_(   )    (   )           \  \_____\  \
    _____| (_) |_____            \  \_____\  \           /__/     /__/
    \      | |      /            /__/     /__/      _
     \     | |     /                             __/ \__             _
      \    | |    /                              \ ,() /____________/
       \  (_,_)  /   <- me         the cows ->    \_o_/ ___      ___|
        \   |  _/                                    \_(   )    (   )
      .oooo_)(_oooo.                                    \  \_____\  \
                                                        /__/     /__/


   but then, i saw myself, naked, and dancing for the damn COWS?!@ THIS IS
   A GRAVE DISEASE! I SWARE! i couldn't help myself..


         ________   _______        _________       ______              _
     ___\\___   /__\\__   (___ ___\\_  ____/______\\_____)____ ______  \\
     \      /   |    _/   |   \\    /   /       |         /   \\    /  '/
      \_________|    |____/__\     /____________|________/___\     /
             \_______|        \___/                           \___/
          ______        ________      _____ _______    ___________
       __\\  __/___ ___\\_     /    __\    |_     |___\\____     /___
       \   ______/       /  __/__  \\_     _//    _/     / /____/   |
        \____|__________/       /    |_____|______|     /___________|
                        \______//                 |____/
               ________              ______/\   _________
            __\\  ____/______________\    /  \_____   __/________
            \      /       |          \____,  \_  \_________    /
             \_____________|___________\   |_____/_____  \|  __/
                                                       \_____|

 (D)  a   n   c   i   n   g      (f)  o   r       t   h   e     (C)  o   w   s


                                        (to be continued..)


stay tuned for scenes of the next episode..  hswsc

       "having sex with sargon's cows"

                                   ___/\_
                                 __\o0  /
                                (___  _/
     _                         ____|  |
  __/ \__              _    ___\.     |
  \ ,() /_____________/     \.        |
   \_o_/ ___      ___/_______\____    \
      \_(   )    (   )______   _   ___))
         \  \_____\  \     (__))    | |
         /__/     /__/      __|___  | |
                           (________)_)




    see you next week folks?!@