dFC!?@ what's that? must be some new music group.

        yeah, they must be like rap or something. it's like
        an imitation of run-dmc.

        yeah, dfC. uhm. imitation of rUNdmc that's it.
        good one, guy.

        yeah, you're dumb and stuff.
        it's probably derby fried chicken, in celebration of the
        kentucky derby. whOA! good one, man. you're right.

        do i win anything?

        yeah, you like win a bucket of shit from the horses. want
        to see a sample? yah, thought so. check it guy. it's like
        all moist and stuff. it might even be STEAMING#@!




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