__ _______       _ __ _____  _______   ._ __ _  _____
    .. )/ \     /_._______ _\\  _/_(      /___|     / /    /  /\\ _
        _/ .   /_ _ _    /    _   // .   /__  |    . /____/  /__\ \)/
  __.___\  |__/   / / __/__ _ /   \  |__/   /    _/__  __
 .)_\\__)\_______/_.        /______\ ______/__.             .
   |              /_ ______/                 \____(_____/    :. . :..
   |  ..: . . __ __ . _ _ ____  _________ -- _ ____
   |   __  ___\   /_______ __/__)_      /_ _|     /------------------*
   `---\_)(___     ______/       / .   /_ _ |   _/_ _ ___  _  _
          __ /     \    ________/_ |__/   / .  _        /
          )/(_______\._:_://_____/_______/  |  /       / /\ :__
              .:: :. .:: :. .:: :. .:: :.   |_(_______/ (__\ )/(
                  :: ::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
              .::::: ::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
              ::: .. ::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
              :::::: :::::: :::::: :::::: .  .:..  ..  .. ...:..

    bah, crack is crack.  Technology in 2000 won't mean a damn thing.
    did i mention that sargon is my spidermonkey lover??

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    under no circumstances and in no form can this be used by anyone.