1 1/2minutes of shit

1 1/2 minutes of shit

KostoRaiskaaja

/ Keitin

Ok, ok , the story

goes :

The name of this paska

previously was
'A minute of shit', as
a result of the
accidental song length
(a minute). Now after
hours and hours of
hard work remixing
adding some more filth
in, the length was
(more or less
accidentally) now
90 sekuntia.

And now, to honor the
modists who fill the
blanks in this sample
description list, I'm
going to practise my
English by translating
some of the text from
the Maria Jotuni novel
'Huojuva talo'
(The Staggering House)

After the meal Eero
said: "Well, open your
present now." Lea felt
her heart beating, so
restless and excited
was she. "Aww, why did
you spend your money
into presents? Thank
you, my dear." She
managed to open the
present and unwrapped
the paper off a small,
red cardboard box.
"Oh, is it jeweler-
made?" - "Open it."
Lea opened, and
revealed some blank
visit cards. "Ha-ha!",
laughed Eero. "These
aren't so bad", said
Lea and managed to
hide the confusion
caused by disappoint-
ment, or that's what
she thougt, "very
useful". "Ha-ha-haa",
Eero's laughter was so
natural and he seemed
to greatly enjoy his
trick. "And don't you
think they're for you.
I bought them for my-
self, I'm the one who
always needs them.",
Eero continued.
"That's true. Oh well,
you're taking your
gift away. Thanks any-
way for wrapping them
up. I had these and
now I'm giving them to
you now as a Christmas
present. Well, now
we've both received
some presents."
"Ha-ha-haa! - was it
a disappointment?"
"No. I would've been
sorry if you had spent
some money. We're
spending well enough
already." "I wonder if
we should've sent your
mother something.
Maybe we should have.
But that is impossible
in our conditions."
"No, there was no
need." "She'd get used
to it and then always
wait for a gift.
Better to show the
way things are right
in the beginning."
"Yes." "There will
never be anything
leaving from this
house, this will only
be said once and
that'll be it." "That
is clear." Lea imagi-
ned how Mom would've
been thankful for the
smallest present. She
had sent some morning
dress cloth herself
surely bought with
her last pennies. Lea
didn't have the coura-
ge to show it to Eero
yet, because he didn't
want to feel like Eero
would've wanted to
send a counterpresent
to Mom. "I wonder who
has invented such a
tradition of giving
away presents. That
manner should be for-
gotten.", Lea said and
gazed at Eero with
trust in her eyes.