I visited the Taco Bell yesterlight,
and to my amazement I found a fight.
The employees were tossing burritos around,
the appliances flinging anything they found.
I couldn't believe what I saw that day,
appliances keeping Bell employees at bay.
If you've never seen an oven throw your order,
you should quickly make a run for the border.
The help was yelling out obcenities,
while my taco was busy spitting cheese.
My mouth was wide open, as was my eyes,
and some fucking taco pelted me with apple pies.
My mom always told me that I was a hellion,
but I'd never seen anything like a Taco Rebellion.